A thought occurred to me the other day. I believe that George Takei is bent on world domination. Now, before you call me paranoid or a conspiracy theorist, how else can you explain that a supporting actor from a small time science fiction TV show could become the most popular individual on the web.
Let’s look at some facts.
Why would George Takei, or “Uncle George” think about world domination? I’m not a psychologist, so I don’t know the psychology behind those who want to rule the world. Maybe he wants revenge for him and his family being placed in concentration camps during World War II. He might be tired of waiting for the government to correct some perceived inequality. Maybe this is the only way he can think of to get rid of all evidence that he was once a voice over actor for a Godzilla movie. Any one of these could be the motive, or maybe it is something else entirely. I’m sure that his reasons seem noble to him and his legions of followers. And really, deleting all evidence of Godzilla can be considered noble.
How? This is easier. Look at what he uses to gain his popularity. The Internet. Yes, I am proposing that he is using cute cat images, funny pictures and videos, and the most evil of websites, Facebook, to brainwash his the common people to become his legions of followers. And it doesn’t stop at the Internet. He has books and a YouTube show to aide in converting the people. There is even a George Takei cologne called Eau My, so we cannot deny the fact that there may be chemical brainwashing involved. Even his voice, it is possible that the “Oh My” he keeps saying is a code word among his legions. Maybe it is a trigger for those who have already been brainwashed.
We are talking about a man who was a supporting actor on a TV show in the 1960’s, and now he has millions of followers. He has a musical based on his life and experiences during World War II. Millions of his books have been sold. We have to get this under control before a 76-year-old “actor” rules the world. His popularity is already such that he can take roles as himself. We must stop the insanity…
All hail Uncle George.